I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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