Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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