Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I had to cum in my sink.
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