Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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