I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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