ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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