When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
stop calling my apartment porn island.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
