Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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