She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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