He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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