you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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