he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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