do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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