therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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