I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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