Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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