I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
handjob tips. give me some.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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