Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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