normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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