I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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