he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
