Porn is love you can see.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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