Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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