Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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