yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and she was petting her beer can
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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