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(619): View more from California

Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night

(323): View more from California

How mad was your dog?

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,

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(562): View more from California

I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out

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(443): View more from Maryland

The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Blame the bisexuality and move on?

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