But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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