...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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