at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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