Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All I want is dick and wine.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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