Whatcha textin bout Willis?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My dad just said "fuck circus"