fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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