yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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