ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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