what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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