Buhtt sex?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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