we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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