She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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