the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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