I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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