is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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