You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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