Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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