I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Where is the hickey?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
And then he peed in my hair
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