Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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