Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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