PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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