I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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