I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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