if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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