Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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