In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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