You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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