He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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