hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I have tasted many bathrooms
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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