I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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