Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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