David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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